slowcoresadness's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[DucktaleZ 3]

Wonderful

I suppose I have been frequenting Newgrounds for a couple of years. I may not have much in the way of Flash experience, but I have to say, after all these years of simply watching Flash, this cartoon has been among the best, if not the best. This has been the funniest, coolest, and most well-thought out cartoon I have ever seen. Thank you so much.

[a goldiclock orange]

Kewl

This was awsome because I watched it right after watching Goldilocks 2. You rock man. It was too cool to see the killer talking about yarbles. And the whole Goldilocks treatment of the death of Orange Clock was too hilarious. Too few flashes from you Em. We need more.

[goldilocks 2]

Dread

After spending months summing up the courage to venture into Goldilocks territory once again, I now say that this must be the most overly violent flash on NG. I really feel Em has a good reason for these animations. Really. I just hope he doesn't abandon the idea and try to explain just what the hell is going on. I don't think Goldilocks is a glorification of violence. Rather, I think it's Em's way of trying to remind people that there really are people in the world like this who get off on this insane shit. Rhetoric and art ain't easy. Sometimes the only way to actually get a point across is to show such extremes like this. Yes, the violence was too much for me. I felt sick to my stomach and an incredible sense of dread and grief. And if that was what Em was going for, congrats man. As usual, the character models are just as gritty as the events, which I thought complemented it quite well. The sound bothered me. The background music was intense and really added to the atmosphere, but it was hard to understand the vocals. Try mixing it together a little different on (hopefully) the next Goldi. Em, you know what you're doing. Keep it up, I can't wait to see this series "fleshed" out!

[bigg nosed man]

Jerry Jackson = David Firth (maybe?)= GOD

Jerry's cartoons are a whole lot more thought out than you might think. Listen VERY VERY carefully to the audio. It's incredibly broken up, suggesting that alot of the audio on any of his cartoons was recorded before he started work on this (maybe even before he got his Flash kits). Naturally, he would then have chopped up alot of what was recorded and put them in. As for the plot of the car2ns... ADD? Keep in mind this is just what I think his process is.

As usual, the humor in this installment is absurd, constant and fast paced. Most of us wouldn't have it any other way. Jerry, you know what you're doing, I know that you know, and I'm sure there are alot of other people on Newgrounds (probably even Tom himself) who know as well. Don't get any better. Keep doing what it is you do best: making the most blaringly intentionally bad Flashes on the internet.

[the races we have]

You don't get it

Okay, first, I went in knowing this was going to be a joke. Everyone knows that there are problems with racial stereotypes/racism/etc and we don't need someone like Jerry Jackson who we all know provides... his own approach to Flash... to tell us that because ALL OF US already know that, right? Okay, that said, alot of the humor here is in the irony. The ink spilling on Jerry, the milk, and calling the asian a "chinkie". This was all so incredibly random (the best kind!) but I couldn't help feeling that it wasn't as random as I thought. Oh hell with it... OMG JERRY JACKSRON IS SO FUNNEY ND I WAHT 2 KIZ IM RITE NOH B CUZ he is a genius. He is a genius and a lot of people don't seem to realize it.

And no, Linkin Park is a terrible excuse for music (if you want to call it that).

[saland figers omg]

OMG SALAND FIGNRES IS DE SHTI I LOEV 2 WACHT

Wow, it's really difficult to purposely misspell everything. That said, I liked this when it was first submitted and I'm glad to see that it's back. The vocals are erratic, inconsistent, and completely incoherent. The subtitles are all misspelled and equally erratic. But in some way, it really works. Quite well. Think of Jerry Firth's (or David Jackson) work as the "Plan Nine from Outer Space" of Flash. It's terrible, but it's so terrible that it's funny. That's why, like Plan Nine, he will have his own kind of legacy at Newgrounds.

[linkin prk kem 2 my house]

The most misunderstood flash artist... EVER?

Mr. Jackson (or I'm assuming David Firth) this has been an exciting flash. The whole Linkin Park element was hilarious. It reminded me of high school when I tried telling people just how incredibly bad this band was and just how incredibly stubborn they always were about it. Hilarious stuff. Linkin Park coming to your house? That was funny enough, but playing POKEMON GREEN WITH THEM????? Thats the icing on the cake. There are absolutely NO fence sitters on this one. You love it to death or you hate it so much you mailed Tom Fulp to get rid of it ASAP. Me? I saw it four days ago and I'm still laughing my ass off.

[Aura]

Awsome

The best flash on the site... whenever it will be available again. Kudos on getting kicked off of Angelfire.

[Polsupah]

Creepy and cool

There was something so insanely creepy about this one. But I liked it. I liked it alot. As usual, excellent use of audio and visual, which was probably responsible for the creeps I'm getting. And I really like the allusion to Smile! at the end.

[Smile!]

So amazing

Just so you know, F# A# (infinity) is one of my most favorite, most life-changing albums I have. You took possibly my favorite section from this audio masterpiece... and you made it better. Thank you for the fantastic animation with a deeply saddening meaning (Alienation for being radically different from the norm, but the artist had and future viewers will probably have different interpretations). Thank you again.