slowcoresadness's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[CHU CHU]

Funny.... I don't get it

Heh heh, god, this is terrible! I love it! So is Pharmacy! Go see that too! Whoooo, fun. Yipee, I like squishy mice. KILL KILL KILL! CHU CHU ROCKET! ha ha ha hahaah ha ha ha ha.

[FF Tribute - Chocobo Mix]

!!!!!!!!!!

"Final Fantasy is an RPG. The only one I need. It's the RPG for me." I couldn't have said it better myself(even down to the soundtracks, heh heh). The song was great, the visuals were humerous and the characters were recognizable! Yipee! This is great! Thanks alot!

[Pharmacy!]

Stupid as hell, but also funny as hell

The humor here is how dumb this thing really is, and believe me: it's plenty dumb. This is one of those that you have to see to believe.

["From my Room"]

Not the best, but a perfectly wonderful Flash

It's a little cheesy, but it is a very good example of where Flash is going. The animation was very good, I think. Not too shabby attempt. I really liked it. Check it out.

[Crazy Jim!]

That was awsome, and I think I've cracked it

There is some strange message in it. I have no idea what the first people popping out of nowhere are all about, but I think the rest of it symbolizes Jim's spiral into madness. You know he's already crazy, but then you see him hurting himself. He's in emotional pain, so he takes it out on the world. See, he thinks he's smarter and better than the world, which would probably explain the 'special' people in the middle of it. He finally can't take his pain anymore, so he takes a gun, and... well, see for yourself.
Weird stuff, but I liked it lots.

NewJoiseyWop responds:

Great analysis, man. Thanks :)

[Sonic The Hedgehog]

Funny... the first time.

It was clever and I just love how he left in the original sounds. I wouldn't really say it was Robotnik's revenge, though. All he did was... well, you, the reader, watch to find out!
The reason I gave it a low score wasn't because I hated it... It's because I hate that grandma fucking son of a bitch Randy. Break your back rimming yourself, fucker..

[The Welder]

Very, very good and well thought out!

I love noir. I love this noir Flash. This was great, and I love that ending. Wow, what a powerful Flash.

[goldilocks]

Disgusting, disturbing, horrible...

This Flash is going to give me nightmares for days to come(that is if I even dream). This was horrible. This was disgusting. The violence in this was totally unacceptable by my standards. I'm sure the creator worked very hard to make this as freaky a Flash as possible, in which he succeeded, but it also seemed he went BEYOND to make it an all-out disturbing gore-fest.
I gave the violence a 5 because, heck, it was WAY too graphic. The sound quality was not so good either. The murderer sounded like he had a combination of a handkerchief over his mouth and some sort of throat disease.
I'm sorry, but I'm voting X on this one. It was much too offensive. I'm sure more people will like it, but... geez, I'm not even gonna watch it again, so why ruin everyone else's fun, eh?

[Ugly Mean Chickie]

Funny! Very funny!

The sound in this Flash is amazingly funny, even though it sounds like crap. "You don't wike me! You just want me fo' my body."
This style is amazing as well! I've never, EVER, seen anything like this! The animation is awsome, but the syncing could use some work. This is highly recommended if you haven't seen it!

[Scrotum 4]

Awsome...

If you haven't seen any of the Scrotum movies, you have no clue what you're missing. It's so basic, but it's so irresistable. Plus, Brian's introductions are getting better with every Flash he makes. Scrotum's a REAL badass...
RADIOHEAD, BUDDY!!!